Does anyone know if the tattoo/piercing studio at the mall performs ritual disembowelments?

I saw this show on History Channel about the Aztecs and how they ritually cut the hearts out of 20,000 people in 4 days. It seems like it would be kind of cool and trendy in a sort of Modern Primitive kind of way. I mean, genital piercing, scarification...this seems like the next step, doesn't it?